becky

my heart will go on

2010-05-09T18:39:00.000-07:00

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new years eve party

2009-01-01T10:21:00.000-08:00

jordan and I went to one last night.

it was pretty awkward. everyone was married and pregnant or completely bald.
they weren't even at that cool parents age where they treat you like a kid and let you have some wine and get all silly. they were much younger than that and yet just too old for us (me).

so what did I do? the very best thing I could do.
I drank a bottle of wine as fast as I could throw it into my body.
I couldn't handle myself sober in that situation.

they lived in this little cookie cutter townhouse and the party was taking place downstairs. in the upstairs kitchen was the most glorious array of dips, crackers, chips, delicious snacks and vegetables. the kitchen was glowing and beautiful in my eyes.

I recall going upstairs to use the washroom at one point and to my delight, everyone was downstairs. not a single soul in sight. nobody to see me shove as many tasty crackers loaded with pineapple dip into my gullet.

for at least 15 minutes (I truly milked it - I listened carefully for someone stumbling up the stairs) I literally mowed the fuck down.

I remember shoving a cherry tomato, tortilla chip, spinach dip, ranch dressing and a pretzel all into my mouth at once, in fear of this glorious moment coming to an abrupt end.

I am very glad I got to spend my new years stuffing my face.
let's go 2009.

2008-12-28T14:45:00.002-08:00

shuter

2008-12-14T17:26:00.001-08:00

2008-12-11T22:37:00.001-08:00

cheesecake

2008-12-10T17:01:00.001-08:00

please click on this photo and look upon

2008-12-06T22:01:00.001-08:00

photos of things

2008-12-02T21:42:00.000-08:00

here is lucy:

this is the cat:

this is the room I do things in:

this is the trip to virginia beach:

douchechill:

jordan's mummy

2008-11-26T17:57:00.000-08:00

jordan's mummy taught me how to crochet.
jordan's mummy and I made a cheesecake.
jordan's mummy took me thanksgiving grocery shopping.
jordan's mummy and I are friends.

this is jordan's mummy (far right):

royal and I.

2008-11-06T17:44:00.001-08:00

Royal and Lucy

2008-11-06T17:43:00.001-08:00

royal and puppeh

2008-11-06T17:39:00.001-08:00

family

2008-11-06T17:38:00.003-08:00

goodbye royal.
you'll be missed.

grandpa

2008-11-06T17:38:00.001-08:00

road trip - dog

2008-09-21T22:08:00.001-07:00

road trip to high point. nc

2008-09-21T22:07:00.001-07:00

tofu parm

2008-09-21T22:05:00.003-07:00

2008-09-21T22:05:00.001-07:00

DO YOU DO YOU

2008-09-21T21:38:00.000-07:00

i don't want to.

days.

2007-12-11T16:23:00.000-08:00

dear world,

why are hard days so fucking hard?

love becky

room

2007-05-16T15:51:00.000-07:00

go downtown with some drugs in my body.

royal and i.

2007-02-26T10:25:00.000-08:00

the beginning of this song made me giggle.

2006-01-08T18:57:00.000-08:00

"She had a slut slave and his name was Dave
She said ‘Be my photo bitch and I’ll make you rich’"

It's pretty good, new B&S.
I can't wait for it. The upcoming shows are incred!
Fucking fucking. I need to go to at least 2 of these
shows. At least.

Babies. I miss you guys. I don't wanna go to skewl.
I want to biff out and just fucking make out, okay?
I wanna do robot, baby again. I wanna play on the hill.
I wanna just heng. I want to sit in your bed for hours
on end just saying dumb shit (shit's dumb) and eating
fruits and veggies and bread and popsicles. I want
everyone in one bed right now. I just want to spoon,
okay? I want to drink a bottle of wine and play hungry
hungry hippos with you guys and watch so many movies
and t.v. series that it just fucking hurts and then fucking
fuck. I want someone. I feel bored and meaningless and
I'm beginning to understand what she meant when she
said "I love love." but not even love though. not even. not
not not. but no though. I never want it. I want something
else. nothing and anything and something all at the same
time. But Dave? He'd work. No. No. he's fucking dank.

2005-11-13T22:32:00.000-08:00

dink touchers beware.

2004-04-16T18:40:00.000-07:00

word word word.